Imagine you find a magical, hairless, possible cryptid just hanging out minding his own business in your backyard. What would you do? Shoot him? If you are Hillbilly Pepaw Mark Cothern you would. Seriously, what a dick. Now they think they’ve solved the Chupacabra mystery but I’m not so sure.

I honestly don’t think this thing is a raccoon with a skin problem. If I were Mark I’d be sleeping with one eye open, you know this Chupacabra’s cousins are gonna be driving by with no lights on real soon.

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