Well, the Internet is ablaze after Steve Feltham, a man who has been searching for Nessie for 24 years, has announced his belief that the Loch Ness monster is actually some big ol’ catfish. HOW DARE YOU STEVE!!!!
Steve left his girlfriend, house and job in 1991 to become a Loch Ness investigator. After all these years of searching and researching, Steve thinks that the creature is actually a Wels catfish, which can grow up to 13 feet long. Have we been catfished by Nessie all along?
“I have to be honest. I just don’t think that Nessie is a prehistoric monster,” Stevie boy said. “What a lot of people have reported seeing would fit in with the description of the catfish with its long curved back.” HATECHU!!!!! Let us believe in the magic of Nessie. I wonder wtf Steve will do now. Dude has spent a quarter of his life chasing down Big N and now he’s over it!!! Maybe he will start a food truck business. Nessie’s Noms.
Imagine if Steve was actually: