Archive for January 7th, 2011

  • Cryptozoology

    Penalty For Ugliness In Kentucky? Death!

    Imagine you find a magical, hairless, possible cryptid just hanging out minding his own business in your backyard. What would you do? Shoot him? If you are Hillbilly Pepaw Mark Cothern you would. Seriously, what a dick. Now they think they’ve solved the Chupacabra mystery but I’m not so sure. I honestly don’t think this …