I’m not sure what’s more distracting, that vienna sausage wagging from this dude’s back or that WICKED WOLF BLANKET IN THE BACKGROUND!!!

Anyways, this video is old but is still filled with a million giggles. It might even trigger some bad memories for some of you ladies but I pray not. Human embryos actually start off having these tails aka back dicks (what Mike likes to call them) then they are later absorbed by the body, except in these cases.

I really can’t with these photos. SO RUDE AND LEWD. EVEN FOR ME!

Also, in 2006, thousands of people in India lined up to meet and worship a man with a 13 inch tail. This is where I’d make a joke saying “OKAY GURL BUT DO HE KNOW WHAT TO DO WIT DAT ANACONDA?!” but you guys know I’m better than that.

Source: this blog sent from dear Mikey