Sunday, May 10, 2009

Now I Know My ABCs

Being a fan of finding pussy in unexpected places (WHUT?) I was stoked on learning more about the ABCs...ALIEN BIG CATS. At first I had this amazing image of a giant housecat riding in a UFO or perhaps a cat looking like this one right here.
ABC
I WISH. But, no. Alien Big Cats are large predatory cat breeds, such as pumas and panthers, that are found in areas not thought to be their native home. Many of these sightings have occurred in Britain, but others have been reported in Hawaii, Denmark, Australia, New Zealand - just to name a few. As with much cryptozoology, scientists tend to dismiss the idea of ABCs existing, but a 2003-2004 survey done by the British Big Cats Society (how do I join???) reported 2, 052 sightings all over Britian. The fact that almost all evidence of ABCs is either fake or indeterminate (one so-called ABC turned out to be a leopard skin rug!) has made it difficult to prove their existance. I believe in you ALIEN BIG CATS!!
ABC 3

Oh and P.S. Camarillo, CA had a little crypid experience a few days ago! An ABB - ALIEN BIG BEAR! A 300-pound brown bear was found wandering around the city, just a few blocks from my work. Wild!

5 comments:

Agent Lover said...

What the hell is that story with that big bear btw? That scares me son. I NO RIKEY. Gawsh Micks, your love of pussy goes far and beyond the bedroom! Praise the lo'!!!

Little Misfit said...

i was hoping he would stop by The Happy Dog for a shave & a haircut...

Cloven Hoof said...

With all the information provided above, I'm going to go ahead and say that ABC's are real. I am also going to say I believe they DO look like the purple ABC pictured above. I just do. How else do you explain that picture? Durrr!

Lastly, can the author of this post provide more info on the ABB of Camarillo? Scientifically speaking, I beleive it got lost on the way to the outlets but untill I have more information I can't be sure. Plz halp.

Panda Mime said...

When I was little, we lived in an area of Australia called the Blue Mountains in New South Wales. There is a legend of the Blue Mountains Panther that would keep us inside at night. Apparently, our neighbour's puppies were eaten by it when left out on the porch overnight.
See here:
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2005/02/26/1109180165887.html

Gummerfan said...

Living in The South, I've heard stories about black panthers all my life. They're pretty much accepted down here, despite the fact that science says they don't exist.

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