Archive for May 1st, 2009

  • Sea Creatures

    MOMMA I’M SCARRED

    I’m a pisces and I can’t swim. I FEAR large bodies of water. Actually, the only water I like is filtered and comes in individual bottles for my drinking pleasure. THAT’S ALL FOLKS. I get really annoyed when my friends think they will be “the one” to teach me to swim or urge me to …