Posted in April 2009

Bloop There It Is

Bloop There It Is

by Marie

During different occurrences in 1997, a mysterious sound was recorded off the South American southwest coast in the depths of the Equatorial Pacific Ocean by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (pardon that tongue twista). They called this sound “The Bloop.” Apparently for a creature to create a sound of this magnitude, it would … Continue reading »

Teeth the Size of Large Cucumbers LOL

Teeth the Size of Large Cucumbers LOL

by Marie

There’s a new hunk in town…or at least there was about 147 million years ago, according to scientists who have discovered a new type of Pliosaur. Word around town is he was the “most fearsome animal ever to swim in the oceans.” GRAND THUG OF THE SEA SON! At about 1:55 he drops the line … Continue reading »

Crypto Couture

Crypto Couture

by Marie

Isn’t that shirt adorable??? I WANT IT. Found here. I wish it were black though! (CUZ WE GAWTH) It would look good with these Bigfoot gladiators: And for the winter…these Yeti boots that I have wanted for three years. YOU WILL BE MINE.

The Devil was in Devon!

The Devil was in Devon!

by Eminé

No I’m not talking about when Rick Solomon (IEW) was boning Devon Aoki (also a true story though). I’m talking about the DEVIL in Southern Devon, England! On February 8, 1855, the villagers of Southern Devon awoke to find an enormous set of strange footprints stretching over 100 miles throughout the county! At closer inspection … Continue reading »

M’LORD ARE WE IN BEETLEJEWCE

M’LORD ARE WE IN BEETLEJEWCE

by Marie

From Daily Mail: Aquarium staff have unearthed a ‘giant sea’ worm that was attacking coral reef and prize fish. The 4ft long monster, named Barry, had launched a sustained attack on the reef in a display tank at Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium over recent months. First of all, Barry? BARRY? If I saw some fucking … Continue reading »